Me: *hears about Tumblr vs. 4chan raids and super triggering content*
5 seconds later
Me: *tries to find triggering content to see what they are actually doing but only finds people complaining about it*
*then sees all the people from Homestuck scaring 4chan* Hehehe, I love Homestuck people :)
Do you ever get the feeling that when you are awake is when you’re dreaming, and when you fall asleep is when you actually live? I mean, it would explain why when you oversleep you also get tired. It’s because when you oversleep your real consciousness is using too much energy. Also, what if it’s the light we should be afraid of! If the light is so great, why do so many bad things happen in the light? Take fire for example. Fire can destroy a town/city. What does fire make? Heat and light! To truly wake up and start living, we all need to sleep in the dark!!!
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
I know a few people I’d oil wrestle with… And, if you’re shy about meeting guys, that’s totally a way you can get closer to a guy without having the awkward small talk. Just get straight to the oil and let battle commence!
do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
I’m doing it
running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more
bottom of marshmallow is warm
the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it
the chocolate is melting
i touched it and that happened
We did it kids
welcome to the internet
omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING
Oh my god
Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler
This girl is my new hero. xD
owl city deserves more than 93k followers on instagram
So I cut it with a flat one instead.